God spake unto the INFANTRY: “Be tactical, and proficient, and rule the earth and
subdue it. And have dominion over the fish in the sea, and over the
birds in the heavens, and over all the key terrain.”
the INFANTRY dwelt in the
it came to pass that many missions were upon the INFANTRY,
and they called upon their God: “Oh Lord help us, for we are weary.”
the Lord heard their grunts and took mercy upon them, for lo, key
terrain was abundant throughout the land.
he raised up the weakest of the
INFANTRY and set them on obsolete beasts of burden, and these he
called CAVALRY. And the CAVALRY begat the ARMOUR. And the Lord saw the
ARMOUR, that it was mediocre, and laughed, saying “Well, thou canst
not win them all. Let them lead in case of land mines.”
the INFANTRY and ARMOUR dwelt
in the land therein. But it came to pass that the INFANTRY
again cried out: “Lord help us, for we are weary.”
And the Lord heard
their voices and looked with favour upon thee, for they were blessed.
reached down amongst their number and chose those with good looks and
charm with an abundance of intelligence and called these ARTILLERY. And
the smartest and best looking of these became LOCATING ARTILLERY.
the Lord said unto the INFANTRY: “When it is dark, the ARTILLERY shall light your way,
and when thou needest HE, WP, H & I and counter-battery fire, all
this ye shall have.”
the Lord gave the ARTILLERY big guns and said you will add dignity to
what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl. And the Lord also said unto the
INFANTRY and ARMOUR “Try not to hurt thyselves.”
the INFANTRY and the ARMOUR
and the ARTILLERY dwelt in the land therein. But it came to pass that
the INFANTRY again called
upon their God: “Lord, help us, for we are weary.”
the Lord saw all these that he had touched, and knew that they were
indeed touched. And the INFANTRY and the others dwelt in the land therein.
it came to pass that the INFANTRY again cried out: “Lord, help us, for we are weary.”
the Lord looked upon the INFANTRY with anger and the heavens roared with thunder and the
skies burned with fire, and God spoke: “How couldst thou yet be weary?
I have given unto thee ARMOUR and a host of others to provide support to
thee and you do nothing”. Remember the ARTILLERY can’t do
the INFANTRY humbled
themselves before their Lord and answered unto him:
WE BOW DOWN TO THE ARTILLERY OR JUST LOWER OUR HEADS TO ACKNOWLEDGE
the Lord looked upon the INFANTRY and smiled, and forgave them, for he understood that of
which they spoke.
THEY WERE INFANTRY, BY GOD!
the Artillery were, after all, only bloody Gunners.
GOD FOR THE INFANTRY!